你爱烟花快乐 发表于 2018-8-24 00:57:15

爆笑:一条河两座山29年没人观,求下联,哈哈!

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害人家找了一整天!</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; font-family: 宋体; -webkit-text-size-adjust: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br/></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; font-family: 宋体; -webkit-text-size-adjust: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="color: rgb(151, 72, 6); ">7. 老公老婆在一个被窝里睡觉; 老公打了个喷嚏,喷老婆一脸 。老婆说:再有情况时提前说一声;过了会儿,老公大声说:预备...老婆赶忙一头钻进被窝里;只听 “嘭” 的一声,老公放了个屁......</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; font-family: 宋体; -webkit-text-size-adjust: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br/></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; 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margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; font-family: 宋体; -webkit-text-size-adjust: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="color: rgb(151, 72, 6); "><br/>13.某男有了外遇,他老婆告到单位,单位领导拉着她手语重心长的说:“只要枪杆子还在咱手里,浪费点子弹算什么?何况打的都是你的敌人!”</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; font-family: 宋体; -webkit-text-size-adjust: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><span style="color: rgb(151, 72, 6); "><br/>14.二蛋子上歌厅,点名某小姐陪,小姐要三百他给一千,小姐觉得遇到贵人;次晚二蛋子又点该小姐,小姐更卖劲,又得一千;第三晚再点,小姐说;“从没遇过你这样的好人,你是哪里的?”二蛋子说:X省X县。小姐欢呼:“咱是同乡耶!你出来做啥?二蛋子说:出差,你妈托我捎三千块钱给你。</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; font-family: 宋体; -webkit-text-size-adjust: none; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); 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"></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">关注后,回复标题数字,比如01,即可阅读。</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">【01】全套瑜伽(美女有福了哦)</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(0, 112, 192); ">【02】美女裸体做画,此女这是要火啊!</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">【03】震撼全人类的视频,看后影响你的一生</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; 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(一定要看!)</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">【11】女人不想和男人嘿咻的10个奇怪想法,你知道吗????</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(0, 112, 192); ">【12】绝招:第一次吻她要怎么做?揭露她想被吻的表现!</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">【13】男人长寿有新招:喝酒好色有利于男人长寿~!!!收藏了!!!</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(0, 112, 192); ">【14】九成男性选套套很随便 四种避孕法会毁了女人!</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">【15】搞笑:神人吐槽,这要看多少片子,才能一帧帧剪出来啊...</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(0, 112, 192); ">【16】女人身上最诱人的八个部位,男同胞们知道多少呢?</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">【17】女人们,睡觉前一定让老公帮你揉胸来回20次左右,男友一定要看!</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(0, 112, 192); ">【18】男人保持精力旺盛的25招,送给正在奋斗的男人!</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; min-height: 1.5em; word-wrap: normal; word-break: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 2em; "><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">【19】超搞笑视频:等看毛巾掉下来,情趣十足的裸巾舞! 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